Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
You bum-up cats

Original ID   : 6272
Created On    : 2006-07-19
Last Modified : 2006-07-20


An insult invented by Mark Dunst and lasted for some years in secondary; just another average obscenity to shout at friends and squares.

Woggy

We used to say “you wank cats” as an insult, until someone invented the retort “yeah, but only on Sundays!” Though the details of the case were not reported, it quickly became common law that restricting your cat-wanking to the Sabbath was a reasonable defence.

Paul H