Yellow Cum, No Pubes

Original ID   : 2556
Created On    : 2003-10-01
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

An insult levelled by Alan Blackburn based on his premature puberty, which afforded him thick, lustrous pubic hair and a constant jet of white wee (as opposed to yellow cum) gushing from his cock.

uncle m

I posted this a few days ago and while you may have flowered-up my language - nice use of the word “lustrous” - you did lose the bit about how the once virile king of the locker-room is now a sad fat loser whose sex life consists of whacking off on left-handed websites? Could you put that back in?

( My pleasure, Uncle Monty. Sleep well. - Log)