Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
yeah, and my milkman knows adam ant

Original ID   : 827
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Used to express disbelief. Also;

Yeah, and my dad drives a tank

Yeah, and my brother can dance on clouds

Yeah, and I can walk through parsley.

Yeah, and I’ve never eaten a Kit Kat.

The last one turned out to be a bastard ruse from a kid with a rubbish packed lunch who wanted to eat some of my Kit Kat.

Paul H

And if you want to open yourself up to a torrent of mum-related abuse…

Yeah, and my mum’s a virgin

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