Law of the Playground

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worm patrol

Original ID   : 819
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The philanthropic children who check the perimeter of the gravel playground for worms who have become stranded, and are in dire peril of being trodden on. Worms are picked up and delivered promptly back to sweet diggable grass. Particularly dedicated worm patrollers may kiss the worms. This makes the worms happier.

Jon B