Law of the Playground

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woof bark moo slut slag

Original ID   : 6210
Created On    : 2006-07-14
Last Modified : 2007-06-23


What we used to shout at Dawn, the hybrid of dog, cow and whore who moved to our estate when I was 13. She got off with all “our” blokes because she’d let them finger her, and we wouldn’t.

Girls! Why not initiate an “arms race” of availability to boys? If a girl is letting fingers in, offer oral. If someone’s having fanny sex with rubbers, pull him from her, whisper “it’s better without” and jam them, unprotected, into your arsehole. Before you know it, armies of sexually liberated girls will be dragging themselves around on their woo-woos and war will be over. At least until someone from another estate moves in and starts getting boys because she’s all prim and unavilable, the stuck-up cunt .

Lucie R