wooden tit
Original ID : 816 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
An appropriate name for teachers who have had a mastectomy. Children just learning about pirates will assume that any lost limbs are instantly replaced with a wooden facsimile. The usefulness or feasibility of a wooden tit should never be called into question.
Neil S
Also from the song “Wouldn’t it, wouldn’t it, wouldn’t it be funny, If a lady had a wooden tit, Wouldn’t it be funny?”