Law of the Playground

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wooden tit

Original ID   : 816
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


An appropriate name for teachers who have had a mastectomy. Children just learning about pirates will assume that any lost limbs are instantly replaced with a wooden facsimile. The usefulness or feasibility of a wooden tit should never be called into question.

Neil S

Also from the song “Wouldn’t it, wouldn’t it, wouldn’t it be funny, If a lady had a wooden tit, Wouldn’t it be funny?”

Phil G