Wooden Arms, Mr Easton's
Original ID : 4177 Created On : 2004-11-29 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Sinister Woodwork teacher Mr Easton had, in his out-of-bounds ‘dangerous tools’ cupboard, an array of false wooden arms in various poses that he would place inside his right jacket sleeve so he had a free hand to crack one off unnoticed.
The myth extended to his after-school lawn bowling club where, apparently, frequent acts of consenting wooden-armed sodomy took place.