Law of the Playground

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Wooden Arms, Mr Easton's

Original ID   : 4177
Created On    : 2004-11-29
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Sinister Woodwork teacher Mr Easton had, in his out-of-bounds ‘dangerous tools’ cupboard, an array of false wooden arms in various poses that he would place inside his right jacket sleeve so he had a free hand to crack one off unnoticed.

The myth extended to his after-school lawn bowling club where, apparently, frequent acts of consenting wooden-armed sodomy took place.

Johnny C