Law of the Playground

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Wine and cheese evening

Original ID   : 6486
Created On    : 2006-08-25
Last Modified : 2006-10-07


A chap I knew at school put an advert in the local paper for an open-to-all wine and cheese evening at the private residence of Johnny Rogers, our head of sixth-form.

Imagine Johnny’s surprise when three couples he didn’t know interrupted his viewing of Top Gear by knocking at his door clutching Cabernet Sauvignon and a few pounds of Stilton.

I’d like to think he invited them in and made some new friends, but I suspect the world just doesn’t work that way.

Gentleman F