Law of the Playground

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why don't you marry it then?, well

Original ID   : 3714
Created On    : 2004-03-27
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Childish riposte to a positive statement about anything at all.

“I really like Brush Strokes.”

“Well why don’t you marry it then?”

“Would you like a crisp?”

“Yes please.”

“Well why don’t you marry it then?”

The only possible retort to this is “perhaps I will”.

Susan T

I once went a step further during a conversation with my friend, Lee Crumpler.

Lee: “Doesn’t Christina look quite nice in that top?”

Me: “Well why don’t you rape her then?”

Can I just point out that I am not suggesting that ‘a step further’ after marriage is rape?

Drab G