Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Why are you doing this to me?

Original ID   : 1681
Created On    : 2003-03-27
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A pitiful cry in a bullying situation that very rarely leads to a moment of quiet introspection on the part of the bully. Although it would be nice if the bully replied;

Two things really. Primarily, I’m establishing my alpha male status in the only way I know how, and on a more personal level I’m venting the rage that I feel from physical and mental abuse in the home

as he continued mushing the weedy intellectual’s face into pulp.

A rather pitiful response from a victim of, what they consider to be a needless beating, a victim of playground fun. This usually gives the victim about three seconds whilst the attackers think of a reason for said beating. The most common responses for this are: you have a weird face, cos I feel like it or the all time great…shut up you little cunt followed by another thump. what do they think, that your gonna suddenly think shit, what am I doing. Use of imagination would not go unnoticed, sniveling is just pathetic.

[anon]