who's got my hairy toe?
Original ID : 803 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
A real song we were taught at school about a witch who used to keep a hairy toe in a cupboard, until a ghost (to whom the toe originally belonged) came along in the night and stole it back. Both the witch and the ghost sang the line “Whoooooooose got my hairy toe?”, even though a witch walking around saying that kind of thing would be asking for it, magic powers or no.