Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
what you say is what you are

Original ID   : 795
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Flawed response to any insult. The planned exchange runs thusly:

Kid A: You’re a gay.

Kid B: What you say is what you are.

Kid A: Touché! I am confounded.

One problem is the literal interpretation… leading to this improbable exchange:

Kid A: You’re a gay.

Kid B: What you say is what you are.

Kid A: What, I’m a you’re a gay?

The more fundamental problem is that you’re allowing the other person to say “Oh, in that case, fantastic sexy stud man train driver”. Imperfect and to be avoided.

Jon B