what's the time?
Original ID : 796 Created On : 2002-11-24 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Kid A : What’s the time? Kid B : Tampax nine! Kid A : Durex-spect me to believe that? Kid B : I johnny well do! Kid A : Well wanks a lot. Kid B : Tit’s alright, tit’s a pleasure! A general clamour to start this exchange happened at around ten past nine every morning.
Jonathan H
Other answers to “What’s the time?” include, " Hair past freckle “, " Hair past skin “, or, of course, the hilarious " Time Big Ben had babies. "
Nick H
as i never had a watch, saying “it’s just gone so’s me watch” always kept me top of my comedic game, assuring me popularity and sex from any bird I wanted.