What did your last slave die of?
Original ID : 2654 Created On : 2003-10-09 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
Something your mother may well say when you bustle in from primary school demanding a cheese and marmite sandwich and WHEN IS ANDY CRANE ON?
The correct response to this is a dismissive flick of the wrist, with " I had her killed for her outrageous insolence “.
This exchange with my mother continues to this day, except now the demands are for my uniform to be ironed. And cheese and marmite sandwiches. The correct response is now " She forms the most recent chapter in a sorry saga of murdered slaves, all of whom asked that very fucking question “.
Alfred O
An alternative answer is “syphillis”.