were you born with happiness?

Original ID   : 793
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

Yet another no-win scenario. Yes - then run around dancing, singing - you are happy, you are gay. If they say no, run around, dancing, singing - you weren’t born with a penis - you are gay.

[anon]

An alternative used at my primary school was “were you born in happiness or symphony?”. Nerdy spack boys (like myself) would usually say symphony, thinking it was cleverer, only to be told “eurrr! you were born with a sim-fanny!”

Chief C

We asked “were you born with happiness or a fat knee?”

The assumption is that these are mutually exclusive conditions, but I’ve met many cheerful chubby people, and they can’t all have been hermaphrodites. Could they?