Law of the Playground

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Weiners and peanut butter

Original ID   : 3392
Created On    : 2004-01-22
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Some people are urban legend magnets. I knew one girl who’d been accused of getting a frozen weiner “stuck up there” one week, and clearly didn’t learn her lesson, as the next week she tried to entice her dog up there with peanut butter.

You’d think the dog would’ve been happy enough to eat the weiner out, but no - this girl had put the fucking kitchen up there by the time we’d finished.

[anon]