Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
wasps, partial

Original ID   : 786
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


James Reed would put his hand on the table and produce half a wasp, stuck to his index finger. When asked how it got there, he would say that he swallowed it, and it magically appeared in his finger. He also fancied my sister, the sick bastard.

Tom P

Tony Langley used to put dead wasps on his tongue and then chase Paul Fletcher around the classroom. Why did Tony Langley do this? Because it scared Paul Fletcher. Why was Paul Fletcher scared? Because Tony Langley had a wasp on his tongue.

Andy M