Law of the Playground

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Original ID   : 785
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


When I was very small, about kite size, I had a deep fascination with guns. I had over 50 mock guns, one in particular was about four and a half foot long (with a weird tooth like object that moved randomly). Myself and 3/4 friends would run about a small Cornish village making the noise similar to that of a metal dog being fired into a school window. The problem was we would end up fighting about who shot each other first - for example “You can’t shoot me back, I shot you in the face” “No you didn’t you missed” “No I saw your eye explode” “No that was a bird” The weird thing is, now I have a gun and I want to kill them all, slowly over a period of hours.

Scott W