Law of the Playground

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Wankers cramp

Original ID   : 1684
Created On    : 2003-03-27
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Make a fist, hold it up in front of you.

“What’s this?” you ask your victim.

“I don’t know!” they reply.

“Wanker’s cramp!” you respond, continuing with “Do you get it?”

“Haha! Yes!” they gleefully reply.

“Do you get it a lot? You must be a wanker! Wanker, wanker, wanker!” Victory is yours.

Nick H

Boy X: “What’s five pax plus five pax?”

Boy Y: “Ten pax?”

Boy X: “Do you get it?”

Boy Y: “Er… Yes. Yes I do.”

By trying desperately not to look stupid, ‘Y’ has made a fatal error in admitting that he buys Tampax. ‘Y’ has also acknowledged that he is gay, and that once a month, he has a period out his arse.

Christo F