Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Wank You Hairy Crutch

Original ID   : 1578
Created On    : 2003-03-15
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Will generate instant kudos if said - quickly - in place of “Thank You Very Much” to a figure of authority.

Lemon C

On similar lines (but not as rude, so resulting in less kudos points), is “Hairy Muff” or “Fairy Muff” said in place of “Fair Enough”. - Matt Fasham

Excrement point Matt, truly excrement. - The Boy Tucker

The Boy T