Law of the Playground

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wank wank oops

Original ID   : 781
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Pretending to wank followed by flicking the wrist, and the imaginary ejaculate, to one side. As you do this, say “oops!”, as though ejaculating is the last thing on your mind when you’re having a wank. The first time the “oops” variant was used was in a PE lesson. The bollockings and detentions lent it such bonus kudos that it caught on very quickly.

Daniel B