Law of the Playground

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walking on the moon

Original ID   : 778
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Basis of the bullying of Anthony Loucaides. We would jeer, point and kick him, whilst singing The Police song. When we sang “What’s it like walking on the moon?” we would all then ruffle his hair. This would usually provoke a brutally violent response on his part as he lashed out wildly with wind-milling arms screaming “I don’t know; I’ve never been there”. In hindsight, this was an adequate and fair response. It did not prevent further puerile brutality however.

Matt K

Strange. I always thought I had rather enjoyed my school days. Perhaps I’m just repressing those terrible memories.

Matt King? Is this the Matthew King whose entire sexual experience during his school years was with Stuart Hoskins on a snooker table? Surely he can come up with a better character assassination than this over a decade after I spread that rumour.

Well, Matt? Did you do it with Stuart Hoskins on a snooker table? Are you Stuart Hoskins and was he any good? The LotP team would like to hear from you. Ponky

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