Law of the Playground

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waitress, my sister is a

Original ID   : 3948
Created On    : 2004-10-18
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

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This diagram, taken from the Silver Service manual, illustrates three of the most essential elements of waitressing.

  1. Give the customer their food immediately upon their arrival.

  2. While they are eating their food, show them the menu.

  3. Everything is ten pounds.

Jon B