Law of the Playground

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vulcan handfanny

Original ID   : 776
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

A trick that is easy to do, but tricky to explain over the internet when you can't be arsed to draw a diagram.

  1. Put your hands together as if you were going to play the slapsies.

  2. A friend then does the same.

  3. Both parties split fingers as though Vulcans saying “live long and prosper”. Warning - don't actually say “live long and prosper” or the sexiness of what is about to happen will be compromised.

  4. The party wishing to see a magical vagina should rotate his hands ninety degrees along the finger axis, and mesh his fingers with his friend.

  5. By opening up his palms, Boy A can now see a beautifully shaven and 100% realistic vagina.

  6. An extra frisson of naughtiness can be gained from doing this with a girl and reaching in for a little lick.

Peter G

In junior school a boy called Darren showed me the Vulcan Hand Fanny. When I looked at it, I had no idea what it was supposed to be.

“It's a woman's dick,” Darren explained enthusiastically.

[anon]