Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Video Cases; shitting in, in public.

Original ID   : 5295
Created On    : 2005-10-22
Last Modified : 2006-03-01


Jimmy M allegedly took a crap in the empty case of “Adventures in Babysitting” in our local non-chain video rental store. I’m not sure if this was anarchy or criticism.

Despite not being there at the time I’m confident of the veracity of the story because I can’t believe a 14 year old would be witty enough to arbitrarily insert a film like “Adventures in Babysitting” into the anecdote’s retelling.

Drew S

I once pissed into a 7 Up bottle and then put it back into the fridge in Barretts newsagents. This was because the shopkeeper had been enough of a dickhead to not ’let’ me steal a Mars Bar from his shop.

I then went on holiday, but when I came back, my friends decided to shit me up by telling me that someone died from drinking it and it was being tested by the ‘feds’. Needless to say, I steered clear of the ‘murder scene’ for many weeks after.

[anon]