Law of the Playground

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Original ID   : 5330
Created On    : 2005-10-31
Last Modified : 2006-02-19


After being told by a prefect to produce an essay for walking up the ‘down’ stairs, I spent an entire day and night carefully writing two pages of A4 in mirror writing. I believe there is a copy pinned to the staffroom noticeboard to this day.

hugo z

This is because you are a fucking wanker

Ladies and gentlemen… Oscar Wilde has left the building. - Ponky

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