Law of the Playground

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uzis from blackbush

Original ID   : 768
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


#4 in the lies of Troy Hawkins series.

Fuelled by morbid curiosity, I once asked Troy Hawkins if he could get me an Uzi automatic machine gun. He told me he could. When I pressed for more information, it turned out that they were “fifty quid, and they are from Blackbush.” Blackbush Market being a large local Sunday affair, I presume that he imagined that this was some sort of black market bush, and made a rather wrong connection in his wrong, wrong, brain.

Johnzini