Law of the Playground

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uranus

Original ID   : 6556
Created On    : 2006-09-22
Last Modified : 2006-09-23


A planet discovered by William Herschel on March 13, 1781, and named ‘Uranus’ by him, for a laugh . An absolute comedy staple of geography lessons, and by far the funniest of all the planets. Examples of usage include:

“Miss! Last night I looked through a telescope and I could see Uranus!”

“Miss! I know Saturn has rings, but what about the ring of Uranus?”

“Miss! Is Uranus part of a constellation? Is it Great Bare or is it the Big Dipper?”

Recently, teachers have tried to convince us that it is pronounced ’ Err -en-us’, but their efforts are likely to be thwarted by the announcement that planet ‘X’ is to be officially recognised, and re-named ‘Stinkycornhole’.

Andy M