Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
uppadine, mrs.

Original ID   : 765
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Two kids sit at their table, one kid jumps out of his chair and shouts “UPPA” in a high pitched voice, the other kid simply says “dine” in a low voice. Can, and did, culminate with a different child shouting “DIE YOU OLD PISSRUG BITCH” at the top of his voice. The piss-rug combination was insurmountable. She left and died.

Matd