Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Underage Sex

Original ID   : 5367
Created On    : 2005-11-11
Last Modified : 2005-11-16


One of my teachers picked up his seven year old daughter from school a few weeks ago, and asked her how her day had been. “Oh it was great,” she said “we had sex today.” Naturally, her father was shocked.<p>

Turns out, “sex” is the new slang for “seconds” at lunch - if you eat your greens, you get extra pudding.

Don’t kids say the darndest things?

Laura W