Law of the Playground

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uncle vesta

Original ID   : 762
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Slightly imaginative name for wedgies, or chadding. A cross between Uncle Fester and Vesta packet meals. Uncle Vesta went on to host a series of Gory Stories. We never wrote the Gory Stories, but we did enjoy saying “Uncle Vesta’s Gory Stories” in low voices.

Jon B