Law of the Playground

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two-ball-screwball

Original ID   : 759
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


Method of twisting the balls of other male children in order to speed their submission. Agreed best practice was to shout “two-ball-screwball” during the twist.

Leo F

Based on the popular Punt/Dennis nostalgia confection, the Screwball, which was a cone of ice cream with a ball of chewing gum in the nib. Lucky children sometimes found two balls of chewing gum, less fortunate children had their nuts twisted on the floor.

Jon B