Original ID : 4497 Created On : 2005-02-09 Last Modified : 2005-05-01
The itinerary of every week at some schools;
Monday’s Marriage Day
Tuesday’s Toes Day
Wednesday’s Wedding Day
Thursday’s Divorce Day
Friday’s Flip Up Day
Monday
The first person of the opposite sex you touched that day, would be your “spouse” for the week. This of course was dreadful for the girls - imagine not getting the husband you wanted! And dreadful for the boys, who still felt they had to play the field.
Tuesday
You *had* to walk around on your heels all day with your toes pointing up. If anyone saw your feet flat on the ground, they would stomp the them. The only thing that made this awkward and painful day bearable was keeping a lookout for other people’s feet to smash.
Wednesday
Wedding day. Exactly the same as Monday. This is what happens when you let us girls take too much of a role in inventing games.
Thursday
Divorce Day. Although optional, everyone would get divorced on this day - no-one wanted to be married over the weekend. Enjoy your four days of freedom, boys - because on Monday, you will be married again.
Friday
Flip Up Day. The boys’ contribution to the week. On Friday, the boys would become the “lezzes”, and would flip up the hem of any girl wearing a skirt, exposing their underwear. The boys, being lezzes, would take sexual pleasure from this. Eventually the girls stopped wearing dresses on Friday, and the lezzes tried flipping up our shirts. At this stage, Flip-Up Friday developed quickly into Friday Fuck Off , where boys attempting to fondle freshly divorced girls were met with a swift kick in their lesbian bollocks.