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Trump Box

Original ID   : 5284
Created On    : 2005-10-20
Last Modified : 2005-10-22


From the age of about 8 until his late teens, my younger brother, Phil, kept a tupperware box of trumps under his bed. I remember Phil first telling me about his 6 week old collection and, me being his senior, I could only congratulate him on this fine antholgy.

He would run home from the swings, excuse himself from Sunday dinner, whatever it took to ensure a safe deposit. Years later we opened it and to this day, I know I’ll never smell anything like it (think ammonia with depth ) - this was pre-ebay days otherwise I reckon Phil would now be a squillionaire and I, a proud brother.

How much would YOU pay for a box of trumps? Earlier on, I ate a corned beef pasty and I’ve got the tupperware ready and waiting - Mansh

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