Law of the Playground

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Tri-dagger

Original ID   : 2826
Created On    : 2003-10-28
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


More commonly known as a ‘setsquare’, this pretentiously named weapon could do untold damage to the neck, thanks to its three mighty blades, or corners.

Pete S

The Flexicurve - a bendy ruler used for drawing curves, but essentially a bar of rubber wrapped around a metal core. It doubled up as an amazingly effective cosh and thinking back, it reminds of that bit out of Lock, Stock… where that bloke gets beaten to death with a big, floppy rubber dildo.

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