Law of the Playground

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Trees

Original ID   : 4204
Created On    : 2004-11-30
Last Modified : 2005-05-19


The law states that every pupil who dies during their school career must have a small unhealthy-looking tree dedicated to their memory planted somewhere in the school grounds.

Spooky D

A kid in our school collapsed and died after sniffing Tipp-ex.

He got a bench in the quad.

Eddie R

A poor guy in our school died in a flat fire and we got a brand spanking new jungle gym to play on, with a little plaque that said it was dedicated to poor Jimmy, so we could remember how horribly poor Jimmy died when we were playing space pirates.

[anon]