Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
trauma, gluteal smacking

Original ID   : 5373
Created On    : 2005-11-14
Last Modified : 2007-08-30


Our teacher hadn’t turned up, so we were making a steadily increasing amount of noise. We eventually attracted the attention of Mr. Cowley, who asked me to report that a supply teacher was required.

I refused a couple of times, showing off, until Cowley became irritated, and threatened me with detention. So I slouched off, grumbling, to find the year head. As I walked past Cowley, and in full view of the class, he smacked my arse.

I was fifteen at the time and horrified for 2 similar, but distinct reasons:

<ol> - Bender Cowley had just smacked my arse.

They proceeded to draw cartoons of Cowley doing various foul things to me, culminating in a cartoon on the main notice board, of me being fisted by Cowley whilst wearing a bondage mask and a speech bubble protruding from my mouth declaring that I didn’t want him to use any lubricant.

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