Law of the Playground

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toilet, finding a crow in the

Original ID   : 1437
Created On    : 2003-02-22
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


If you walk into a toilet cubicle to find a dirty great fucking big crow sitting on the bowl, there are two options you can follow.

You can slowly back away slowly and find another cubicle, or you can shit everywhere and run screaming through the crowded dining hall with your trousers around your ankles. I chose the latter course of action.

[anon]