Law of the Playground

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Time Travel

Original ID   : 4062
Created On    : 2004-11-05
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


  1. Squirt a puddle of lighter fluid on the ground.

  2. Light it.

  3. Skateboard through it, leaving Back to the Future-style columns of fire streaking along behind you.

Gary Beadle learned the hard way that time travel is best performed outdoors.

Douglas F