Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Ties

Original ID   : 1995
Created On    : 2003-07-08
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


At my school, there was a strict - yet crude - system of classification according to how you wore your school tie. A ‘Slim Jim’ was worn by cool kids. A ‘Fat Twat’ was sported by the geeky, swotty kids. I remember wearing both styles in a crude bi-polar expression of my personality.

Alfonso G