Think of A Number
Original ID : 4606 Created On : 2005-05-15 Last Modified : 2005-05-17
If your school had that one-in-a-million child, the boy who could fart on demand, then you could play Think of a Number .
Boy who can fart on demand approaches the mark, and says
“Think of a Number!”
You would think of a number, and tell him what it was. For example, " four “.
He would then fart loudly and reply " that was five “. The fart added one to your number, you see. And when I tried to be clever by saying infinity (which isn’t even a number), I simply got the fart and “that was infinity plus one”. Touché. Touché turtle’s head, sometimes. Touché cloth. Etc.