Law of the Playground

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the bells, the bells

Original ID   : 735
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


The yanking of, and sometimes swinging from, a fellow student’s tie until the knot is irreversibly wee. This is known as a “small tie”, and only becomes a “the bells, the bells” if you say so, in Quasimodo’s voice. The only reported defence is a remedial measure rather than preventative, and involves a safety pie in the back of the tie that can be used as a lever to uncomplicate the knot.

Jarry H