Law of the Playground

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Thats not what you said last night...

Original ID   : 4120
Created On    : 2004-11-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


An all-purpose camp innnendo, silmilar to “…as the actress said to the bishop…” and only slightly slightly funnier:

eg: Person A: “It won’t fit!”

Person B: “That’s not what you said last night!”

Person A: “I’m not sure I like it”

Person B: “Ooooh, That’s not what you said last night, Ducky!”

Person A: “I have decided to eschew homosexuality as I do not enjoy same gender sexual relations, despite any previous comments I may have made yesterday evening”

Person B: “Oh. Ummmm.”

The Boy T