Law of the Playground

Where a Trevor buys his best clothes, as in

Let's all go to Tesco's,
Where Trevor buys his best clothes,
They are so nif-ty,
for one pound fif-ty.

Dan W

End with a flourish…

but *insert name of poverty-stricken pupil* cannot grumble,

he gets his from the jumble la la la la, la la la la.

(n.b ’la’ should be intoned with as big a tongue as possible, think Fat Sam singing at the very end of Bugsy Malone)

[anon]

For a further verse:

Down at Happy Shopper,
they're on special offer,
but beware,
Trevor is there

Winter M