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terrance trent d'arby

Original ID   : 728
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


A man who forged the sound of weak, piss driven soul music to new low. So to warrant him the credit he deserved, we named the Wimpy classic dish - Brown Derby - after him. The Brown Derby was basically a picasso dog shit, it had a doughnut made from Nutty Slack, it was covered in white hormonal cream and the topping of chipped lego was divine. Wimpy’s also make a “double bender” burger. They’re asking for it, really.

Scott W

Terence is a gay name. The River Trent runs through Nottingham. Derby is a neighbouring county to Nottingham, where the locals fuck trees, cows and sisters. Terence Trent D’Arby is therefore quite a potent insult, meaning the you live in a river, are gay, and fuck trees, cows and your sister.

Jon B

I also recall a wimpy special that was available for public consumption for a short time in Birmingham … ‘The Big Bender in a Bun’. Thankfuly it was served on a real plate and could be consumed with a real knife and fork. Greedily shovelling a whole bender into your face would have been a little… gay.

( Why you chose to put this under Terrance Trent D’Arby is beyond me, but thanks for sharing, Stephan - Log)

[anon]

When Wimpy and McDonald did children’s parties, I was privileged enough to meet the Mr Wimpy costume. He gave out badges to all my chums. Mine said “I’m a big bender biter”. Everyone was VERY jealous that mister wimpy had favoured me, over all others, with this accolades.

The only defence open to me, although I was too young to realise it at the time, was " I don’t have sex with them, I bite them. It’s not romantic at ALL ."

Lorrimer t

Contrary to what Log says, I live in Derbyshire and have never once fucked a cow, a tree or my sister. And neither have my friends.

Just so we don’t all get a reputation as incestuous, bestial hippies.

Don’t think the fact you missed out sheep in your list of things you haven’t fucked didn’t go unnoticed. For you, Mrs Ramsbottom isn’t a person, it’s the fact you were too pissed on Tennant’s Super to get it in the hole. Nottingham wins Derby! - Log

[anon]