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tennis ball and tights game, the

Original ID   : 6296
Created On    : 2006-07-20
Last Modified : 2006-11-12


Equipment:

One pair of your granny’s tights

One tennis ball

How to play:

Put one leg of the tights inside the other. Put the tennis ball into the foot end of the tights. Grab the gusset end, stand against a wall in the shape of a star, and swing the ball against the wall in a mad frenzy whilst singing playground songs such as “A sailor went to sea, sea, sea”.

Purpose of game:

Absolutely none at all.

WARNING: Overzealous bouncing may cause occasional black eyes and sore bollocks.

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