Law of the Playground

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Teddy Ruxpin

Original ID   : 3267
Created On    : 2003-12-19
Last Modified : 2005-05-01

  1. A crap talking bear, who mimes the words of a tape that you insert him, like in Videodrome.

  2. The nickname given to Linda when her sister kindly told half the school that Linda used to masturbate by inserting the leg of her teddy bear into her Fred Quimby.

Although it wasn’t a Teddy Ruxpin bear, the idea of the bear chattering away about a fairy tale world of princesses and love - as though he was some intense state of denial about what his leg was doing - only enhanced the image.

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