Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
Teachers, the bad wisdom of

Original ID   : 6066
Created On    : 2006-05-27
Last Modified : 2006-07-12


The greatest open goal nervy French teacher Mrs Redwood ever gifted me was sending me out of the class with the parting shot “…and don’t come back until you’re ready to work.” So naturally, I went home.

With hindsight, I wish I’d had the vision to realise the gag’s full potential and never come back.

Drew S