Law of the Playground

an archive of the least coherent encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet
talking to frosty

Original ID   : 719
Created On    : 2002-11-24
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


During a school field trip, one of our number (who was already cursed with the name Matthew Winkle) went to the toilet for an excessively long time. When quizzed about the duration of his visit, he claimed to have been ’talking to Frostie’ - Paul Frost being a fellow pupil. ‘Talking to Frostie’ has thus become a euphemism for masturbation, with such derivatives as ‘shouting at Frostie’ and ‘being ignored by Frostie’ unfortunate - but natural - consequences.

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