Law of the Playground

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sweetcorn sandra

Original ID   : 3791
Created On    : 2004-04-18
Last Modified : 2005-05-01


In the Fifth Form, rumour had it that somebody on my street had indulged in some heavy ‘bottom canoodling’ with Sandra.

Thereafter, she was only ever referred to as Sweetcorn Sandra , as it became widely known that upon extraction, he discovered that a piece of sweetcorn had become lodged in his Jap’s-eye.

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